Why don't lesbians talk about Zöe Bell more?

Notice how my eyes are totally trained forward. I'm no perv...
So, last weekend I had my first brush with the silver screen when the circus came to town in the shape of a film crew from the movie Raze. The movie has been described as Fight Club meets Hostel. (AfterEllen has a good write-up about it here.) I have never seen either of those movies, and I probably won't watch Raze either, to be honest...I don't like horror movies. And although I liked Pulp Fiction (and probably a lot of other movies w/ bursts of extreme violence), the premise of women being kidnapped and made to fight to the death seems...extreme...and cring-worthy to me. Now, if the girls were making-out...

OK, that said...although ,sitting around for a couple of days in a velvet dress in sweltering heat was not what I would call fun, I will take away some fond memories, such as...meeting Zöe Bell! The super hot star of Raze who was also the subject of a documentary called Double Dare--which I had seen a screening of at the Roxy in San Francisco years ago. And now, finally I had a(nother) chance to have my t-shirt signed. (I was too cool to do it at the original screening, but any illusion of coolness dissipated when I moved to this hick town. Now I am free, free, free to be the fangirl that I am.)

So, with that prelude out of the way, can I just say, Zöe Bell is ridiculously HOT. Like, y'know, you look at her and immediately vow to go to the gym daily and never eat carbs again. I don't even think the pictures I've seen of her do her justice. I would look at her...and look around for validation, like, "Are you people seeing this?!" (There need to be many more Tank Top Tuesdays devoted to her). She very kindly hung out and participating in shoots that she need not--she could have escaped the heat and fucked off to a trailer somewhere, but no, she stayed with the sweaty masses, and even hopped up as food server when they were a man down:

So, in conclusion, lesbians, I'm talking to you. Zöe Bell may not make out with ladies, but she was the stunt double for Xena: Warrior Princess, so that gives her, oh, I'd say a lifetime of lesbian points. And if you're into hot chicks kicking each others asses check out Raze--Heeey, hot ladies in tank tops...bloody tank tops, but still...